Discussed earlier this evening:

Someone describing a "Major League" play is not trying to be funny if he is referring to actions actually performed by Major Leaguers. He is trying to be factual.

Also, don't stick anything into a hole in a cactus when the owl that lives there is still inside. Owls are vicious creatures and they may or may not hatch from eggs.

Cavernous is a word of many vowels. Justin cannot spell it (up to his clavicles).

According to legend, when leading off a base in the game of base-ball, you are both "out" and "an idiot" if you lead in the wrong direction.

Despite rumors to the contrary, Nik cannot read. He spends many hours during the day staring at the pages in a book. Pretending.

Angela will be among those in attendence at her wedding this summer.

I am pregnant. Since I have no womb that I am aware of, the fetus will probably gestate in my large intestine.

"White noise" should make one want to cover one's ears.

The list of effective forms of birth control most likely does not include the method of throwing sand in someone's face and running away.

"Backdoor" knowledge: Ticks like warm, dark places. I cannot stress this enough.

Since hearing "Coco Crisp" makes me hungry, this may not be the best baseball season to try to lose weight.

I appreciate the fact that I'm not getting up in 4 hours for work. Oh wait, that's not fact, for it is fiction...

Since I have basically not slept in a week now, I apologize for anything I may say or do. I'm pretty much in another world at this point.