All for you

This one's going out to all of my awesome fans who leave me scary comments. Mostly, it goes out to my main blogging man, ronald. I have no idea who he is, or why there are inflatable women on his blog, or even why he commented on my kite flying in Spanish. All I know is that he's fighting the good fight. At least, I think he is.

Also, that guy who has dreams about homocide and comments after my pomes? Yea, props to him. I'll even go so far as to deem him worthy of mad props. You should all aspire to be like him in some way or another.

Finally, to the rest of my audience that didn't make it: try harder. Do you think former U.S. president Nixon just sat around on his ass while we were losing in Vietnam? No. He probably did something or another to affect matters there. Do you think he threw up his hands when he could have lost that election? No. He sent spies to... You know what? I know almost nothing about Nixon. This sucks. I looked him up on Google just now and learned that he's actually dead. I've been living a lie. I'm going to go now.