We've all moved on

What do I miss about college?

Is it learning something valuable every day that I will be able to use for the rest of my life? No. Is it homework? No. Is it being able to sleep in 'til a ridiculous hour every day? No. Is it skipping every class except the tests and still pulling straight As that semester? No. Is it the cafeteria food? No. Living in dorms? Living in apartments? Parties? Alcohol? No, no, no, no. Is it missing graduation to fly to California to discover what I don't want to do with the rest of my life? Ye... wait, no... But that was good too.

I.
just.
can't.
figure.
it.
out.