Controversy

So in my last post, I decided to publish some of my angsty teenage-written poems for you jerks. I wrote that one for my high school poetry class (taught by the hockey coach... best class I've ever taken, actually). We had to use key words in the assignment... I believe they were "steel", "jerking", "focus", "barrel" and "finger". When I look back on it, I should have written about masturbation. However, I decided to poem from the point of view of what I thought of as a reluctant soldier. Apparently, my teacher thought that it was about suicide. We got to have a little talk.

Yesterday was a bit odd... Alex, his sister (Elysia) and some guy named Adam showed up / woke me up. We ended up watching Snatch, going to Shaws for STD brochures, handing said brochures out to Jackie, Justin, and Nik, and then getting rid of Adam. He left his chocolates behind, which I ate. That's the price you pay for my hospitality. Then Justin came downstairs which eventually led to him, Alex, and me getting into a gunfight. I pinned them behind the kitchen counter while hiding in the bathroom. Quick summary: their socks smelled like horrible cheese, they ate a bunch of cereal and hid in the fridge, and I got shot in the chin. A half hour later, we called a truce. I was the only one who wasn't bleeding, so I guess I won?

Nik and Mary got home soon after and we debated going to Thatcher's (the sports bar in Westbrook). However, since Elysia was only 20, I decided that it would be rude of me to go. The evening degraded into 6 of us watching Family Guy and screaming (hopefully pissing off sleeping Jackie). Alex and Elysia ended up spending the night and leaving at different parts of the morning. I made scrambled eggs/sausage for everyone while Justin screwed up cookie pies. Quite an awesome, random sequence of events if you ask me.