Insomnia is like getting shot in the face

See, that is funny because both happened to me today... Or, rather, one happened and one is happening. You know what? I don't care.

Pretty much I can't sleep again. However, Nik and I bought some guns... Mine's a Beretta that propels a small, hard plastic BB at 307 feet per second... Nik has a Smith and Wesson (M4505, I believe) that does much the same thing, only into my face. Basically, we've been shooting each other all evening. When we went outside, he shot me in the face twice. I think I'm going to purchase a bandana to protect my face in the future because this welt won't stop bleeding.

I guess we have Adam over at I am sad guy or whatever .com to thank for getting us into the mature sport of shooting each other, screaming, and laughing like complete morons. Or Airsoft. You know, whichever. I'm glad that at age 23.9 I have matured to the point where I am even LESS responsible than I was as a teenager. Great.