On Gentleman Spies

International Man of Mystery, The Spy Who Shagged Me, and Goldmember. The wonderful trinity that is Austin Powers. I have just watched all three back-to-back, and I now have the uncontrollable urge to talk like Dr. Evil. All the time. Wonderful. This was obviously another of my great ideas.

Dr. Evil does have the bluest eyes ever, though.

In other news, due to my stupid retarded allergy to sunlight, I have become somewhat tanned thanks to running every other afternoon. Yea, great. Maybe I should wear sunscreen in February too.

I look like one of those trendy fuckers who goes tanning and has pictures and music in their interweb-logs. The anger... it's... That's it, I quit. I'm going to Hot Topic now. If any of you assholes need me, I'll be sitting in Starbucks talking to my homies about MTV's Real World.

That sentence took me 6 minutes to write, and I'm still not even sure that's what people do. Shit.