Westbrook HEAT

My father stopped by today. He turned the heat on in my room.
That's right. I made it from January to March without heat in MAINE.

It wasn't really even all that bad.

I had a pretty good day today, actually. It all started with a nutritious breakfast of OJ and Frosted Mini Wheats. I parked as far away from the door at work as I could (as usual) so I could get paid to walk a half mile across a gigantic parking lot. When I got to the front door, I saw a cluster of poor souls huddled together in the little outdoor smoking hut. It's so hard not to laugh at them. I actually do snicker a little when I walk by. Idiots. I'm so much better than them. Except they all have real jobs. DAMN IT!

I got to call people all around the country at work. The most valuable lesson learned was that I actually enjoy calling people all around the country at work... Maybe my career should be in telemarketing. I actually refused to take the headset off and walked around all day with it on my head. When asked, I told people it was "trendy" and twitched my right eye. Feigning insanity grows more difficult as I slowly slip deeper and deeper into it.

When I got home, the thermo-mitre told me that it was 32 degrees out which is ALMOST not freezing! So I went for a 6-mile run. Actually, I still haven't recovered from that and it's been more than 3 hours. I think I'm going to go pass out now.

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