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Somehow, it's 10 PM. I'm not really sure where the hours between 5:30 and now went. I'm actually fairly sure that they went to "Oh great, you're drunk for no reason" land.
Basically, I remember Mary saying "Brian, you have 15 minutes to get as drunk as possible before we drive to Shaw's (the Shaw)". I also vaguely remember finishing off all the beer in the house, as well as some hard alcohol. Then I recall saying "The Shaw" a lot, being drunk in public, breaking the grill, barbecuing chicken, somehow sort of making chicken broccoli alfredo, getting the worst hiccoughs EVER, and passing out at 7 PM. Justin woke me up at 9 with his yelling. I was still wearing a tie.
We totally ate Cookie Monster.
Then I became white trash again.
Basically, I remember Mary saying "Brian, you have 15 minutes to get as drunk as possible before we drive to Shaw's (the Shaw)". I also vaguely remember finishing off all the beer in the house, as well as some hard alcohol. Then I recall saying "The Shaw" a lot, being drunk in public, breaking the grill, barbecuing chicken, somehow sort of making chicken broccoli alfredo, getting the worst hiccoughs EVER, and passing out at 7 PM. Justin woke me up at 9 with his yelling. I was still wearing a tie.
We totally ate Cookie Monster.
Then I became white trash again.
posted by darkchord at 9:59 PM
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