11.30.2005

Might as well screw things up

Unemployment. It's a noun.

Supposedly, it means the involuntary idleness of workers. Is it still involuntary if it was... voluntary? Shit.

So what am I? Just jobless, I guess. Great. I'm going to go watch Spiderman 2, drink too much, and write bad things about you all in my journal.

11.26.2005

Lost and Gone Forever

The bit of plagiarism that entitles this post... wait... entitles? That's not what that word means... THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT WORD MEANS.

Well, maybe it does mean what I used it to mean. I don't care. The point of the matter is that it refers to another Thanksgiving passed. Thanksgiving? Maybe I should say "let's celebrate the rape of the Native American way of life by the shitty, stupid pilgrims. PAGANS!" Then my saying that would probably degenerate into me chanting "pagans" over and over until someone hit me.

As it turns out, I have no idea what Thanksgiving celebrates or when it originated. It also turns out that I don't care. Honestly, I probably even hate turkey and the consumption thereof. If it wasn't for that damned (nutty) stuffing, there would probably be nothing to like about this or any holiday.

The end.

P.S. I don't care about pilgrims or indians either.

11.02.2005

November is a stupid, boring month

Seriously, think about it. This is where time goes to die.