Highlights (for childrens)

The highlights of the day:

I tried to convince my boss to let me work from home instead of ever coming into the office again (is it a good sign that she wouldn't stop laughing?).

I worked sitting underneath my desk for a half hour.

I locked myself in a closet.

I ate uncooked meat and felt GREAT!

I also ate $25 worth of Thai food... and ALSO felt great!