It's not even Halloween yet, you assheads

I'm still mad at you all for making me do this. That's why I haven't written anything in here since creating an account on trendy-blogger-dot-com a couple of weeks ago.

But you cannot stifle my creative spirit with your... your...

subterfuge

Regardless, I am now required to detail the events of last night for your reading pleasure. Actually, there isn't really all that much to tell. There was a pre-Halloween party of sorts here at the ole' Westbrook apartment. Essentially, I ended up getting drunk and playing the old "get up on the roof of your minivan" game. At least this time I was drunk and not just doing it because I have a mental deficit.

So, theoretically, I'll be adding some pictures to my posts at some point. Most likely I'm too lazy to do it anytime soon, so you ingrates will have to wait. Boy oh boy does it ever suck to be you all.